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  • Baffling

    I saw this on If-We-Ever's blog. I hope he doesn't mind me writing it here and linking to it.

    This was banned because of the kiss at the end:


    The mind actually boggles. It's not even a serious representation of gay couple! It's a joke!

    IT'S MAYONNAISE!

    Get a DAMN GRIP, world!

  • Some old Queen and the Lesbians!

    I am sick to death frequently irritated at the common misconception of hearing people tell me lesbians don't exist.

    The conversation went as follows... with a few bits cut out!

    Me: Yeah, she's allowed her opinion but she shouldn't air it so verbally when she's a public figure who should be supporting equality.
    Him: Well at least she can't mean lesbians.
    Me: What?
    Him: She can't have a go at lesbians?
    Me: Why not?
    Him: They don't exist.
    Me: This is to do with Queen Victoria isn't it?
    Him: Yeah.

    In my head my next line was "You dumb fuck! You'll believe anything you're told!"* but what I actually said was "no she didn't. It's a popular misconception. An urban myth."

    As soon as we got back I had to go for a little lie down.

    There are two tales to this myth. One is that Queen Victoria refused to sign the criminal law act because she didn't believe that woman did that sort of thing with each other. The other story is that the politicians didn't know how to explain lesbianism to Vicky so just left it out the act.

    Both of those stories are bollocks!

    If she'd have refused to sign anything they'd have been a political uproar as the monarch had no powers to overrule parliament and as for de-lesbianising an act that would have been hiding something from the Monarch which is classed as high treason and would have resulted in the death penalty!**

    The truth is that in the 70's a group of rug munchers got together to fight for equality and they happened to do it while stood by a statue of Victoria. You can blame Juzzzy the media for taking things out of context!

    Now lets all agree that bean flickers do actually exist or there will be a few more bloggers who would only be in my imagination and that just isn't good! There is no debate over this. Lesbians exist!

    If you want to debate anything then debate why lesbians have their own title yet gay men have to share. Women and men can be gay but only a woman can be a lesbian. Why?

    *A bit like Scoobydoofus! - just ask him about Sharon McTwain!
    **Before anyone starts on me the death penalty is totally gone. Treason is no longer a hang-able offence and hasn't been since 1998! Interestingly enough until 1971 you could be hanged for causing a fire in a naval dockyard!

  • Not lung for this world!

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    So Amy Winohouse has emphysema and only 70% lung capacity thanks to all the ciggies and crack.  I'd like to feel sorry for her but I don't know if I can.  
    For someone who has such a unique voice and a vocal talent to make Sister Maria highly jealous in them there hills the stupid bitch has really gone and blown it this time.  How, with under three quarters of normal lung capacity is she going to be able to belt out her infamous tunes?
    As a person I've never had much time for her and think the publicity whore brings her troubles upon herself but I think her voice is spectacular and to see someone with this amount of talent waste it and thrown it away is awful.

    She'll be gone before the year is out. I think. Either due to illness or an "accidental" overdose of Ledgerist proportions.

    I hope I'm wrong.

  • We still miss you! - Well I do anyway!

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    It was 39 years ago today that the beloved Judy left us and boy do some of us fags (and non-fags) still miss her.
    She wasn't the most beautiful girl in the world but there was something about her that inspired a generation to have short hair and big ear-rings, long before Pat Butchered came on the scene!

    The first number I ever performed as a drag artiste was a Judy number and from that day on an abomination was born.  I thank her for that even if thousands of others recoil in fear at the memories of Aunty Mandy.

    Liza, Lorna and Joey have sadly failed to fill her boots but lets face it, who could?

    Judy I salute you!  I am a friend of Dorothy in all ways.

  • Tell me something I don't know!

    So it looks like someone has finally "proved" that people are born gay and it's not something that one becomes!

    Click HERE for the full story.

    Now, if we could promote this so I can stop reading certain degrading and wrong things such as "you're only gay because you must have been fucked as a child by a pedophile!" The person he was refering too wasn't abused as a child, he just had a better brain!

    But, I don't see how this is new information. Surely it has always been quite obvious that a gay male brain is akin to a female straight brain... we both like men! And yes, the research shows that a lesbian brain is the same a straight male brain - would that be because they both like the ladies?

    And what's worse is that the tax pennies of some poor sap in Sweden is paying for this research!

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