joss_stoneJoss Stone is apparently lined up to play a lesbian bingo caller in the British indie-film "Snapper."


Now as most viewers will know I'm all for equality so I'm not going to start belittling the idea of Ms. Stone munching down on some pour saps hairy clam but what I do have issue with is the idea of the Stoner being paid to act!

Because she can't.

Her crap American accent at the Brits surely would put any would-be director off using her in any film?  Even if they do want her to be British and use her own gnarled vomit inducing gruffness!  I'm sure she gargles with caustic soda!






“I just wanted to challenge myself," says the Medusa-haired faker,  "There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me! I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!” 


No, really?  It won't be with a man?  You mean a lesbian kisses another woman?  Well for the love of Mary Kate & Ashley what is the world coming to where lesbians kiss woman!  I mean come on, it' s just not natural!

Next you'll be telling me a man can get pregnant!

Oh!